To Dream the Impossible Dream

Sure we're a small theatre --- arguably the Twin Cities' smallest. But we can still dream big, so when the call went out from Scott Mayer to submit proposals for Ivey Awards entertainment, we thought, "Why not apply?"

Look at it this way: the quality of our local theatre awards show has been getting better and better every year, but there's still one thing it's never had: a good, dirty pirate song. And we have several of those. In fact, our big dilemma is whether to propose a dirty song or a dirtier song.

Some might worry because the 1,000-seat State Theatre is almost ten times bigger than the 115-seat Gremlin, where we'll be performing for the Fringe. We say, "Bring it on!" We're waiting to do it. We're wanting to do it. If chosen, we have more than enough lust and bust to fill the State Theatre. And we can take full advantage of mikes nestled in our heavily advertised cleavage.